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JCSHNAPP (7:45:03 PM): micheal ropouso
JCSHNAPP (7:45:07 PM): john micheal
genrepoza (7:54:23 PM): magic
genrepoza (7:54:27 PM): how de fucken do
JCSHNAPP (7:55:07 PM): corey kilbride is sweatin like a catholic priest at a little league game
genrepoza (7:55:15 PM): hahaha
JCSHNAPP (7:55:15 PM): and we do
JCSHNAPP (7:55:47 PM): steady jottin memories
genrepoza (7:55:53 PM): I twisted my arm ankle putin a nerf turbin on
JCSHNAPP (7:56:30 PM): beligerent
genrepoza (7:57:38 PM): I stuffed a dead cat in a wicker basket at a party two nights ago
JCSHNAPP (7:57:57 PM): shut youir mouth
JCSHNAPP (7:58:03 PM): did u beat somebody wit it
genrepoza (7:58:28 PM): no but I rubbed it on there bed and eye brows
JCSHNAPP (7:59:17 PM): hahahhahaha
JCSHNAPP (7:59:21 PM): where was i?
genrepoza (8:00:05 PM): keepin the engine warm for the reunion show between the two great comical forces set to take stage some time this summer god willing
JCSHNAPP (8:00:43 PM): definetly need to keep the bitch oiled woulndt wanna fall off
genrepoza (8:01:05 PM): and if you do you betta write yaself a note in case you want to change your clothes
JCSHNAPP (8:01:35 PM): that is correect
genrepoza (8:01:58 PM): im puting my coins a pouch and thinkin about really makeing a 45 min film documentry about the untapped keg of random thoughts that is our lives
JCSHNAPP (8:02:17 PM): its very possible
genrepoza (8:03:01 PM): all I know is that the time is now and the whistles they are wet
JCSHNAPP (8:03:17 PM): thats word is bon
JCSHNAPP (8:03:58 PM): ill put my nickles in a satchel also
genrepoza (8:04:06 PM): people need to hear our message loud and clear and when they are done watching it I want lungs collapsed
genrepoza (8:04:15 PM): seriously write down everything
JCSHNAPP (8:04:20 PM): its written
JCSHNAPP (8:04:23 PM): in stone
genrepoza (8:04:31 PM): thats what im doing and all say this my chest hurts
genrepoza (8:04:53 PM): just think about that night going to see the fast and the furious and donnie davis and his ford taurus
genrepoza (8:05:17 PM): his crusty lips and elf hat
JCSHNAPP (8:05:50 PM): ill fuckin murder donnie davis and bury him in my bassment and dip his body in fermaldihide and roll a newport up and smoke thta for that video
genrepoza (8:06:05 PM): hahahaha
genrepoza (8:06:22 PM): a let you slap my lips with a leather belt
JCSHNAPP (8:07:20 PM): ill fuckin pull corey killasnitchs nappy wig outta his frame
genrepoza (8:08:15 PM): ill put ryan noonin in full chested nelson and zip tie a racoon foot to his neck
JCSHNAPP (8:09:11 PM): ill beat daniel nelsons mother into submission and bake a bread crumb
genrepoza (8:09:35 PM): ill make my peace with god
JCSHNAPP (8:10:37 PM): ill fuckin massacre a small city in one night no strings attached
genrepoza (8:11:11 PM): ill rev my focus up to 7000 rpms and stab my tranny with a sword
JCSHNAPP (8:11:33 PM): hsahahaha
JCSHNAPP (8:12:07 PM): ill banana slap a mexican across his fuckin mouth for no reason at all as long as it makes the movie
genrepoza (8:12:33 PM): ill bench press a corpse until the sun comes up over havanah
JCSHNAPP (8:13:13 PM): ill dance with the devils lke sage francis on extasy tablets
JCSHNAPP (8:13:19 PM): ridiculouis
genrepoza (8:13:24 PM): hahaha
genrepoza (8:15:00 PM): ill only listen to icp for the entire duration of the cinematic adventure
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giveblood2k (10:06:36 PM): dinky
genrepoza (10:06:48 PM): i just hit a baby with a dog muzzle
giveblood2k (10:07:04 PM): i just hit the ground with a baby
genrepoza (10:07:21 PM): haha
genrepoza (10:07:51 PM): kevo in a carpet babies in a basket
giveblood2k (10:08:15 PM): i'm bout to take a snowy car ride straight to my bed
giveblood2k (10:08:23 PM): we should chill tomorrow or somethin
genrepoza (10:09:10 PM): yeah I know im gonna go eat ten nyquil tablets and drive an airplane to never never land to pick up my dry cleaning
giveblood2k (10:09:54 PM): i flew to monns to the east and straight on till dusk to hookr pad and smoked his hair
giveblood2k (10:10:57 PM): the beet peter pan with a pipe
genrepoza (10:11:28 PM): I took ken shamrock to a bar and spit in his food and blamed my girlfriend
giveblood2k (10:11:52 PM): matty k aka has tits aka travis aka spaz aka baby girl needs to use the computer i'
giveblood2k (10:12:00 PM): ll be on tomorra
giveblood2k (10:12:04 PM): peace
genrepoza (10:12:07 PM): ok baby gurl
giveblood2k (10:12:15 PM): matthews new name
genrepoza (10:12:19 PM): hahaha
giveblood2k (10:12:20 PM): i'm out peace
genrepoza (10:12:22 PM): ;ata
I shit in an envelope by envelope I mean a vagina by vagina I mean her mouth by mouth I mean carlos mencia
cokie,
switches
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down triggah down down
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I have been thinking lately about building a bomb that looks like a telephone booth but it explodes into tiny wooden indian heads. I think that would be a gas.
speaking of gas I made a tight pinchy high pitch fart noise into my smaller brothers ear this morning he awoke and started to cry so I peed on his face. I also cut his pants off of him and tight the dog to his foot.
im going to kill someone today with a bomb gun
cokie
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Saturday, October 23rd, 2004
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lets just say I universally punched my dad in his fucking penis hole. you ever see what bad boys look like twisted up like dred locks? Cable.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=holdinitdown.wmv
I was standing like a bird perched on a lamp shade at the edge of my fathers desk when I did a double back flip elbow digger right through the floor into the basement.
I never saw so many dead bodies and stiches before in my life.
where am I?
fuck man I want pussy lips strapped all around my cock tonight so lets get to kicken preists and watching football before this whole things gets out of controll. POST BAIL FOR ME GUYS!!!! jail sucks jail is tight yo.
ATTENTION I need girls that want rug burns on there knees and man made face pastes and hair gells.
Im going to kill the gottis motherfucker all of them.
lordy damn,
cokie
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( T squared Y T squared ) to tell you the truth
why would that happen in a world?
Im going to begin a journey and it will end in your vaginas
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I walked outside the other day and I looked to see a small boy throwing rocks at cars, it made me think about throwing rocks at cars. So I decided to challenge that boy to a game of dodgeball but what he didn’t know is I was intending to use a regulation size basketball. Well he agreed to the game and I instantaneously threw the basketball roger clemens style at his lips, I missed his mouth and nailed him in the chest and it looked like someone drove a nail through his body and pinned him to a tree. He looked like a crucified jesus christ but with less blood and more clothes. When he came too, he said “good game” and walked off. I never saw that boy again , but late at night I think I hear him outside my window killing owls.
Either way today im gonna snap my carrot on my brothers sheets. And last time I did that he was like pasted to his bed and couldnt escape the grip of the moist tip. I seriouly made my brothre drink 10 shots of jack daniels he weighs about 120lbs he was so drunk I put him in the car and put in reverse and he backed right into the neighbors steps it was fantastic. My mom couldnt believe what I had done so I taped her to the bed and poured salt in her eye. When my dad found her he came after me and beat my mouth with a car antena untill my lips were swinging in separate directions. He thought he had one the battle, but when I awoke I killed the cat and stuffed it in the mailbox.
Im going to burn down the house tonight.
my brothers last baseball game was a few days ago and its not because the season is over its because he is going to die in the campfire tonight with the whole lot of them.
blown dunt fart,
cokie
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lets get beaned out you stupid fucks.
my brother broke his easter basket over my mouth this morning. So I in turn zip tied his leg to his lip and left him bent over a dog house somewhere down the street he was screaming but I just thought about uncle jessies mullet and kicked a football into his knees and left him there.
last night my mom decided to tell me she didnt like my attitude so I handed her a bag of clits that I have been snipping off snow owls. she flipped out and kicked me out of the house so I had to break back in this morning it was fucked. FUCKEN ACES KID.
where is the bitches at you fucken slippery tits you.
tap my sack,
cokie
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Thursday, February 5th, 2004
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here I am.
I woke up in the woods what the fuck is happening in my life right now? oh yeah im living on an island so fuck you you fucking fuck.
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Saturday, January 17th, 2004
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and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengence upon thee.
thats what I told my brothers girlfriend right before twisting off my bottle cap in front of her family.
keep your mouths where your fucken wallets is, you need gold front teeths anyways.
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Monday, January 12th, 2004
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my life has come to a point where my eyes cant see what the heart wont let them.
my mutha was making a bitchy face at my father at the breakfast table she didnt think anyone saw but god did, so I slapped her backhand in the lips and knocked her food in her lap. My father was angered by this and drilled me square in the forehead with his kneecap. on my way to the hospital my brother called me "stupid idiot" it hurt my feelings so I pissed in the nurses mouth and walked home. when i got home I banged my brothers head off his air conditioner and set his bed on fire, then I stuck matches in his hand and jammed a GI-Joe in his ass. My father found the matches in his hand and beet him for what seemed like an eternity.
Later I blew hits in my brothers face untill his eyes chinked out like a fucken peach.
you have kankles,
COKiE
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Wednesday, December 31st, 2003
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Dear Live Journal,
Tonight being New Years Eve I'm going to make it a point to get my virginity back and lose it again to a girl who is well known for sucking the chrome off trailer hitches, bitches. Maybe I'll see my mother and slap her head with a yo-yo whilst I'm walking the mothafucken dizzog. I hope tonight brings me a fat carousel of tit smacking and dick wacking. Fuck you, Im having an out of body experience. Im sitting on the arm of the couch staring at my body wondering how I managed to stretch my cock around this young ladys throat thrice times. I have my period at the same time as all my girlfriends, which I guess in a way brings us all closer together on this night which leads us into the first day of the rest of our lives.
My humor is so fucking "Dong" "Anus."
Im fucking riding my sailboat into the sunset tomorrow morning right out of Hampton Harbor which a few nights back I toasted because I got creative and made a bong out of a gasoline can but the gas was still in it so it fucken lit up like a tinder box. I saw a hampton pirate come straight outa the water like a merman, then he exploded with everything else. I ran out the joint in flames and stopped, dropped, and rolled on acid. it was chill.
I came home to find my brother hanging in my closet I was confused but then I had flashbacks from a bad MTV trip two weeks ago when I hung my brother in my closet. Fucken snapped the elastic out of my boxer briefs and hung him out to dry. innovative eh.
fuck canada. death is a part of life, we're lucky to be alive.
My New Years resolution is to divorce the edge for the sole purpose of being remarried to it, on my honey moon im gonna get so wasted Id probably kill josh getty. my second resolution is to try new things .
tomorrow im going to try cunt punting, and free style walking with a new age twist like doing it cock out and fires blazing.
eat anal,
cokie
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Thursday, December 18th, 2003
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I met a lady.
I fucked a nun-
on her period,
with knife.
I stole from an 11 year old blind mexican midget, I lit his fuse and blew my clit through a straw hat.
my brother found me hunched over a chair this morning, he belted me across the back with a copper pipe, well my instincts kicked in and my leg shot straight backwards and I booted his cock out from under him and stuck his ass through the sheetrock.
bunky shooster,
cokie
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Monday, December 1st, 2003
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| Subject: | the fucking thing doesnt work, I tucked it in between my legs and said, " MANGINA." |
| Time: | 5:08 pm. |
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so I smashed my car into a house, good news is that at least my dad kicked me out of the house.
I so feel like scraping my dick-bark off on my bedpost but fuck if I cant see what whole its going in does it matter if she is hott.
FUCKING TAMPON.
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Monday, November 10th, 2003
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So i found myself cracking open a beer this morning at the breakfast table, I then found myself cracking open my dads knee cap.I went to the bathroom and took a nasty shitbomb that wasnt too solid it was like creamed corn and red apple sauce, so when I was done shitting much to my dismay there was no TP so I comprimised and called my brother into the bathroom and kicked him in the gut wich knocked him out then I just whiped my ass on the edge of the toilet seat and my brother took the fall for it.Later I told my mom I was taking the car for an hour she said I had to clean my room so I smashed a plate on the wall and made her smoke glass, after that she was so blazed on Ciramics that she forgot that she even owned a car. I went to the gas station filled up the YOTA on premium and the guy told me I owed him $21.50 I said i didnt and drove into a telephone pole. This bitch called me later that day so I called her a dooshbag, then proceeded to beat her silly and fuck her stupid.
Tonight Im gonna burry my brothers friend tyler in the back yard up to his tits in the sandbox cause I think it is supposed to rain.
Id punch a cop if I was you so I did.
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Friday, October 10th, 2003
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| Subject: | Hey there mind if I step in and fuck your girl friend? |
| Time: | 5:41 pm. |
| Mood: |  angry. | | Music: | the plop of my shit splashing into the toilet bowl.....AKA eat my fuck you bitches. |
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I just recently got a job at mcdonalds untill i was fired for twisting the nutts off a squirrel and puting them in a small boys chicken mcnugget meal dont worry the squirrel was already dead i ran him over the day before and i made a nice fur condom out of him and when i slide it on its head is ont the head of my cock so it kinda looks like a squirrel.
Last wednesday i asked my brother to join outside for a game of one on one basketball street style. He thought he was cute dribbling the ball all fancy but that was only untill i spiked the basketball of his tits and rendered him lifeless he woke up several hours later in a daze crying because i superglued his ball sack to the insed of his asshole. But he us fine now his lips are a little crusty like Donnie Davis and he has a swelled up chest but other than the 15 stictches he got across his anus and a broken rib nothing was to serious.
And yesterday i thought i would go outside and smoke a blunt but i didnt have any weed so i decided to make a pipe out of my own hand so i drilled a hole through my thumb and made a bowl out of my pinky finger.
Oh yeah and my dad asked me to take the trash out today so i through a brick through the windsheild of his truck and beat off in his breakfast.
Somebody has to say it,
cokie
P.S. I want to smoke a spliff with your mom that way she will be loosened up enough for me to ram her vaggi with my meat bat.
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Thursday, September 11th, 2003
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The other day i watched as two cops shoot at a man because they said he had a hand grenade, HE WAS EATING A PEAR. how do you fuck that up?
today while i was riding the train i realized it was 9/11 and some talibahn member started talking fucken swalli jibba at me so i jerked his fucken wig back and drapped thiis old womans who was sitting realy way to close to me and i spread meat curtains over his lips and said "THIS IS AMERICA BABY SERVIVAL OF THE FITTEST" he walked off the train and i realized that it wasnt a talibahn warlord but it was infact bin laden so i suffocated his nephew with a beachball. but no one arrested me because i put on my magic hoody and it was like i was invisible so while i was invisible i kicked the train conductor in the cunt and bounced a birth controll pill off his front teeth till his lips turned green.
god bless america
one,two,three,
cokie
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Wednesday, September 10th, 2003
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Tuesday, September 9th, 2003
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my dad asked me to mow the lawn today so i went into the bathroom and cut the hair off my ball sack. but when i was done i figured it out that my dad meant to mow the yard so i went to the closet pulled out a sock full of moth balls and hit my father so hard in the geese lips the skin on his forehead burnt off but he was quick to react and he gave me a safety pin to the urethra. I soon left the house to go to the hospital and on the way out i punted a regulation size basketball at my brothers knee cap in turn splitting his chin and lips like a small vagina, quickly i ran back into the house and came back out and twisted his ankle 360 and took a bread tie and slipped it around his ball bag untill his chin turned yellow.
Later when i got out of jail i came back to the house but i didnt have any weed so i grabbed my cat and let him claw at my balls for about ten minuets before i put his tail in my mouth and blazed up his scapula and smoked him like a bong.
tommorow: im going to cut off a baby robbins erection and feed it to my brothers best friend.
eat cunt muscles,
cokie
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Saturday, September 6th, 2003
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my cock was so hard today when i was running in my house i forgort to open the door to my room and my dong snapped the door from its hinges but the tip of my cock bent and a small vein exploded so i mopped up the blood with my brothers face, i also made him eat a shoe box full of dead moths.
shitty mouths
cokie
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